At first I was like:
And he was like:
And then we may have:
And now…I’m all:
wjngfwrlgn. And tomorrow things will go back to normal. ;)
(via e-myself-and-pi)
A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference.
Eeyore
Feminist. Humanist. I like things that are good. I like food that is good. Sex positive. Fat positive. I love animals and small children. I'm interested in things.
At first I was like:
And he was like:
And then we may have:
And now…I’m all:
wjngfwrlgn. And tomorrow things will go back to normal. ;)
(via e-myself-and-pi)
Every man secretly dreams of sitting in a bathtub full of popcorn naked with his woman, watching a black-and-white romantic movie. Didn’t you know?
(via frankisaurusrex)
This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.
guys who say their ex-gf went crazy get the extreme sideeye from me
oh god, this
I always raise my eyebrow when a guy says something like this. Sometimes you’ll get a guy whose ex actually had some psychological issues, but more often than not, it’s shit like this.
I’m changing names here, but Matt is 5, Henry is 3, and their friend Dave is 4. This is a conversation they had about being grown up.
Dave: When I grow up, I want to be a fireman
Matt: When I grow up, I want to be a doctor
Henry: When I grow up, I want to be a Princess!
Gross things led me to hurt. Now I hurt. Make it not hurt. Trigger warning. Graphic grossness after the link
(Source: mcakeface)
always relevant
Lil Kim words of wisdom.